My first redneck

How long does a girl have to be in the South before she stumbles across the real deal? 6 days exactly. In Walmart - I know I seem to be spending alot of time there right now. Gramma had a black and blue face from breaking her nose in what appeared to be a traffic accident. Grampa was too scary to look at directly - big and hunched. Ma looked remarkably like a Kings X smackie, with that kind of forward propulsion walk/run, and Pa just kind of stood around in his flannel and mullet gulping lazily. I would have taken a picture if I wasn't standing right next to the Gun section of 'Sporting goods', or if Grampa weren't about to get his gun out of the jalopy and shoot someone to get some decent service around here.