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T'was Superbowl weekend,
and all through the house,
the meat was burning,
but it wasn't a mouse.
It was pig, chicken, cow, and shellfish.

Here's a couple of my personal favourites, to be enjoyed only while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

This is what's known as a 'baloney pony'. Sliced into 2 inch wide cross sections and eaten in as few bites as possible, it strongly resembles roadkill. Tasty though.

The famous White Castle burger. One mouthful for a man, 4 dainty bites for a girl. You can order them by the crate (pictured) when you just can't be bothered to get off the couch. Again, a delicious alternative to the sausage sizzle or cabanossi & Coon cheese combo. My Australian contribution of a plate of fairy bread was greeted with mild amusement, but how could I possibly compete with a miniburger? Philistines.